Thursday, December 9, 2010

HHS Football Players Questioned....and Coached

This past Thursday, all HHS football players were pulled out of their classrooms and questioned on issues related to verbal abuse from their coaches. At first, I was very happy to hear this news; However, when I found out that certain coaches were allowed access to the kids before and after they were privately interviewed, it became obvious that these football "coaches" were putting pressure on the kids and "coaching" them on what to say and (more importantly) what NOT to say. Hey, at least they are good at coaching something, cause it sure as hell aint football (as evidenced by the yearly collapses). Nevertheless, this was a poorly run investigation. Any investigation where the defendents are allowed access to the witnesses is laughable. These are kids we are talking about. Do you think they folded under the pressure?

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Return of the King

After 5 years of seeing his once proud program underachieving and being embarressed on a yearly basis, the Almighty King Edward takes matters (and various weapons) into his own hands and destroys the people who screwed up his work and returns to reclaim what is rightfully his!

Marty Destroys Hoboken Football (Represented by Tree)

Similar to the way he repeatedly runs the same ineffective plays, Marty the "Genius" (in his own mind) keeps swinging the axe until he has completely killed a once living, healthy and vibrant entity....HOBOKEN FOOTBALL