According to those in the know, this guy is the epitome of a paycheck coach. He collects good money for everything from football to basketball to softball to girls basketball to class advisor to summer jobs to weight room to some others I probably forgot because there were too many to remember. I would be happy with one job, I just want to be his accountant.
I guess when you kiss ass as frequently & as well as he does, it doesn't matter how many checks you collect, as long as you keep people who don't kiss ass & support kids first from getting them.
Tags, a very “white” Christmas & 2011 with all the “powdery stuff” he can handle, another sham “investigation” AKA cover up, more “do nothing” jobs, chapstick 4 all the a$$ he kisses, a spine, all the HGH he can use & shirts that fit, that elusive 1st state championship (2005 belongs 2 the king)
Marty, a clue, a new (single) side piece, 5 ferris OL transfers, a personality & a parking sticker, 4 his wife & superiors 2 never catch on 2 his act & the real idiot’s guide to not giving up double digit leads in the 2nd ½ of BIG games, the courage 2 admit he sucks & is a loser in all aspects of life & career
VJ, another get out of jail free card, a promotion, head softball coach 4 HHS, more HS girls 2 steal cherrys from, all the HHS attire he can steal & a bottle of lotion, the ability 2 keep double & triple dipping, nobody 2 catch on 2 his antics
Soraphine, more jobs that he doesn’t do well or a promotion to AD or VP, carmex lip balm 4 all the a$$ he kisses, a clue on how 2 coach FB, BB & SB, the award for biggest phony in the history of Hoboken, boxing lessons for his fight with Doug, the ability 2 keep fooling most people all the time
Doug, a job he doesn’t get fired from, a clean criminal history review, a dictionary or computer with spellcheck for all his semi-illiterate posts on here, syringes & steroids for the annual “summer pump”, a boxing match with Soraphine 2 finish what they started on the sideline in NP, another run 4 BOE 2 try 2 get himself a job
So accurate. He cant talk football now. too busy "coaching" girls bball for another 8k
ReplyDeleteYou should do a greeting card for Doug. Most likely to lose his job for stealing and most likely to become homeless!
ReplyDeleteAccording to those in the know, this guy is the epitome of a paycheck coach. He collects good money for everything from football to basketball to softball to girls basketball to class advisor to summer jobs to weight room to some others I probably forgot because there were too many to remember. I would be happy with one job, I just want to be his accountant.
ReplyDeleteI guess when you kiss ass as frequently & as well as he does, it doesn't matter how many checks you collect, as long as you keep people who don't kiss ass & support kids first from getting them.
Tags, a very “white” Christmas & 2011 with all the “powdery stuff” he can handle, another sham “investigation” AKA cover up, more “do nothing” jobs, chapstick 4 all the a$$ he kisses, a spine, all the HGH he can use & shirts that fit, that elusive 1st state championship (2005 belongs 2 the king)
ReplyDeleteMarty, a clue, a new (single) side piece, 5 ferris OL transfers, a personality & a parking sticker, 4 his wife & superiors 2 never catch on 2 his act & the real idiot’s guide to not giving up double digit leads in the 2nd ½ of BIG games, the courage 2 admit he sucks & is a loser in all aspects of life & career
VJ, another get out of jail free card, a promotion, head softball coach 4 HHS, more HS girls 2 steal cherrys from, all the HHS attire he can steal & a bottle of lotion, the ability 2 keep double & triple dipping, nobody 2 catch on 2 his antics
Soraphine, more jobs that he doesn’t do well or a promotion to AD or VP, carmex lip balm 4 all the a$$ he kisses, a clue on how 2 coach FB, BB & SB, the award for biggest phony in the history of Hoboken, boxing lessons for his fight with Doug, the ability 2 keep fooling most people all the time
Doug, a job he doesn’t get fired from, a clean criminal history review, a dictionary or computer with spellcheck for all his semi-illiterate posts on here, syringes & steroids for the annual “summer pump”, a boxing match with Soraphine 2 finish what they started on the sideline in NP, another run 4 BOE 2 try 2 get himself a job
HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS
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