Marty Destroys Hoboken Football (Represented by Tree)
Similar to the way he repeatedly runs the same ineffective plays, Marty the "Genius" (in his own mind) keeps swinging the axe until he has completely killed a once living, healthy and vibrant entity....HOBOKEN FOOTBALL
Although this is so sad, it's also true to the point that it's almost like it's a type of documentary on the demise of the HHS football program at the hands, mouth & psychologically warped mentality of marty shannon.
Tags, a very “white” Christmas & 2011 with all the “powdery stuff” he can handle, another sham “investigation” AKA cover up, more “do nothing” jobs, chapstick 4 all the a$$ he kisses, a spine, all the HGH he can use & shirts that fit, that elusive 1st state championship (2005 belongs 2 the king)
Marty, a clue, a new (single) side piece, 5 ferris OL transfers, a personality & a parking sticker, 4 his wife & superiors 2 never catch on 2 his act & the real idiot’s guide to not giving up double digit leads in the 2nd ½ of BIG games, the courage 2 admit he sucks & is a loser in all aspects of life & career
VJ, another get out of jail free card, a promotion, head softball coach 4 HHS, more HS girls 2 steal cherrys from, all the HHS attire he can steal & a bottle of lotion, the ability 2 keep double & triple dipping, nobody 2 catch on 2 his antics
Soraphine, more jobs that he doesn’t do well or a promotion to AD or VP, carmex lip balm 4 all the a$$ he kisses, a clue on how 2 coach FB, BB & SB, the award for biggest phony in the history of Hoboken, boxing lessons for his fight with Doug, the ability 2 keep fooling most people all the time
Doug, a job he doesn’t get fired from, a clean criminal history review, a dictionary or computer with spellcheck for all his semi-illiterate posts on here, syringes & steroids for the annual “summer pump”, a boxing match with Soraphine 2 finish what they started on the sideline in NP, another run 4 BOE 2 try 2 get himself a job
Although this is so sad, it's also true to the point that it's almost like it's a type of documentary on the demise of the HHS football program at the hands, mouth & psychologically warped mentality of marty shannon.
ReplyDeleteTags, a very “white” Christmas & 2011 with all the “powdery stuff” he can handle, another sham “investigation” AKA cover up, more “do nothing” jobs, chapstick 4 all the a$$ he kisses, a spine, all the HGH he can use & shirts that fit, that elusive 1st state championship (2005 belongs 2 the king)
ReplyDeleteMarty, a clue, a new (single) side piece, 5 ferris OL transfers, a personality & a parking sticker, 4 his wife & superiors 2 never catch on 2 his act & the real idiot’s guide to not giving up double digit leads in the 2nd ½ of BIG games, the courage 2 admit he sucks & is a loser in all aspects of life & career
VJ, another get out of jail free card, a promotion, head softball coach 4 HHS, more HS girls 2 steal cherrys from, all the HHS attire he can steal & a bottle of lotion, the ability 2 keep double & triple dipping, nobody 2 catch on 2 his antics
Soraphine, more jobs that he doesn’t do well or a promotion to AD or VP, carmex lip balm 4 all the a$$ he kisses, a clue on how 2 coach FB, BB & SB, the award for biggest phony in the history of Hoboken, boxing lessons for his fight with Doug, the ability 2 keep fooling most people all the time
Doug, a job he doesn’t get fired from, a clean criminal history review, a dictionary or computer with spellcheck for all his semi-illiterate posts on here, syringes & steroids for the annual “summer pump”, a boxing match with Soraphine 2 finish what they started on the sideline in NP, another run 4 BOE 2 try 2 get himself a job
HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS
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